I’m not usually a one for blog memes, but I couldn’t pass up Ten Things I Have Done That You Likely Haven’t. I have…

• Gotten married in a castle.
• Had my neck slashed open by a maniac in Brooklyn.
• Roadied for a French punk band (Scraps) on a two-month tour of Europe.
• Gone on a business trip to Skywalker Ranch…twice.
• Enjoyed a five-hour dinner at a private club atop the tallest building in Seattle.
• Had my writing translated into French, Spanish, and German and soon Polish and Italian as well.
• Gotten Susan Sarandon angry by charging her late fees for her videos (hey, they were late…).
• Been the lead singer for two obscure punk rock bands (Ex-Teenage Rebels and Adverse Possession).
• Shared limousines with Sophie Aldred (“Ace” on Dr. Who for you non-nerds) and Jello Biafra (former lead singer of the Dead Kennedys for you non-punks).
• Designed the new edition of one of my favorite roleplaying games of all time (Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay).