Is it just me or are the recent Burger King commercials weird and creepy? They feature guy in a king suit (presumable their “iconic character”), but his head is a big fake rubber mask with the frozen expression of a stalker or maybe a child molester. He shows up at people’s windows to handle them burgers and breakfast sandwiches. He doesn’t say anything, just stands there with his rictus grin. If this is supposed to sell me on Burger King, it’s really going about it the wrong way. “Burger King, the fast food restaurant of creeps and kiddy-fiddlers. Don’t ask about the special sauce!”