There’s a teller who works at my bank branch named Roscoe. According to his nameplate, Roscoe is an “ASL Interpreter.” While I know this stands for American Sign Language, it nonetheless makes me chuckle whenever I get his window because the idea of having an interpreter for Advanced Squad Leader is not a bad one. I’ve considered asking Roscoe to explain why rules like Bypass Movement and Residual Firepower are worth having in Advanced Squad Leader but I’m sure the last thing he needs is some smartass making wargaming jokes at his expense. He probably also doesn’t want to hear that Roscoe: ASL Interpretter is a perfect title for a network crime drama.