I hate e-mail spam as much as the next person, but the spam I loathe with white hot passion is fax spam. See, I can delete e-mail spam and that doesn’t cost me anything but a second of time to click the mouse. Fax spam, however, uses up ink and toner and that really pisses me off. Look, fucktards, you aren’t going to fool me with your bullshit. Even those cute ones with handwritten notes to “Kathy” about the great deals you can get if you are in the know. I’m not buying it and I don’t want it. You want to send me shit in the mail at your own expense that I can then recycle without reading? Fine. You want to fax me something I didn’t ask for and waste my resources? I’d break your fingers if I could.